New kitchen, new cat - recipes ?

All right, all right - all you buddists, vegetarians, and anyone who is not Chinese - calm down, I was only joking. You misunderstood me, all I was saying is that we have both a new kitchen, and a new cat - coincidental ( but don't eat anything tempura from our kitchen if it looks like it has a very long tail, and a collar ). All right, all right - enough of the cat jokes.

Sufficed to say that we like the way that the Swedish think, and decided to modernise the kitchen by getting one from IKEA ( pronounced ee-kay-ya ). That is the Swedish pronounciation, not the kiwi one ,which is ( oi-kee-yuh ).

How is the count so far? I've insulted the Chinese, Swedes and Kiwis - not bad.

The Pope, a rabbi, a blonde, a lawyer, a gay man, an Irishman, a Pole, and an Aussie all walk into a bar. "What is this," queries the barman, "some kind of a joke?!?"

Forget it.

I have had a request for photos of the kitchen from Rob, and photos of the cat, from every woman I know ( insult count now pretty high ), so here they are.

PS: the pot on the stove is not where the cat lives.

Much like our wonderful society, the kitchen is fully integrated, with the fridge and dishwasher hidden behind cupboards, and probably soon my body under the floorboards.

The cat, who has been christened 'Toots', is now 8 weeks old, and has very sharp claws. Here she is on the lawn with the gals.

£ 10 has been donated to the RSPCA, after this article has been completed ( that should cover all of the ingredients )

Have a nice weekend everyone

Cheers

St Fraser of Assisi